Every girl here is the girl of my fucking dreams. Shit. Who am I going to start with? So many of them are topless. She’s got perfect tits, but that one’s got nipples like pencil erasers and right there is an amazing, heart-shaped pooper. What am I worried about? I can fuck ‘em all. Separately or at the same time. That’s why they’re here, and that’s what my apparatus is here for. Christ, am I glad I made it through hell week.